With full nudity, full liquor, and two of our top 21 clubs, the 404 does quality over quantity better than anyone else. Despite calling yourselves “The Beaver State,” your strip club scene still just misses the top four.
Honestly, they’d have cracked the top 10 if only full contact lap dances were allowed.
A state known for its copious consumption of beer and cheese also maintains nearly 100 joints where residents can ogle naked people who hopefully do not... If this list was based on strip clubs per square mile (rather than per capita), the last frontier would be dead last.
With only eight clubs in a state 1/5 the size of the entire contiguous United States, you may need to take a bush plane to reach one.
Strip clubs are a great symbol of America’s sexual confusion.
While they’re huge tourist attractions in cities like Las Vegas, Miami, and Portland, many places regularly pass laws trying to get rid of them.
Sure, that little corner next to DC has made this once-southern state officially part of the mid-Atlantic, but that’s why they should be split in two.