Without going into too much detail in a family newspaper, let’s just say their wobbly bits droop as far and as fast as a mother-of-six’s breasts.
And instead of a washboard stomach, they have washboard bottoms.
Digital artist Joe Lertola of Bryan Christie Design re-created the photo for the poster using 7, human figures.
They’re obsessed with their libidos (or lack of them), their cholesterol levels, their blood pressure, their prostates.
While it could be true love, it’s more likely she’s been seduced by the lure of celebrity, or the money and lavish lifestyle that the multi-millionaire Wood can offer.
And he has offered it to many women, all young enough to be his daughters, since he separated from his wife of 24 years, Jo.
Male buttocks over 50 are like dodos - they just don’t exist.
And, as one of my young friends revealed over dinner after her affair with a 65-year-old, the sex can be a nightmare.
We’ve long become accustomed to the sight of fabulously wealthy and famous older men dating younger women, but when the age gap reaches more than 30 years, you have to wonder what the women can be thinking.